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For covering your head—and everything going on inside it.
BAD HAIR. WORSE MOODS. GOOD HAT.
Whether it’s a bad hair day or a full mental shutdown, our hats get it.
Designed for emotional shade, stylish self-protection, and that subtle
“don’t talk to me unless it’s about snacks” energy.
Sad eyes up top, style all around.
Put a cap on your feelings.™

BAGS & TOTES
FOR HIM
For all the baggage you pretend you don’t carry.
These aren’t just bags—they’re emotional support systems with straps. Perfect for packing snacks, secrets, and the weight of your unspoken feelings. Designed to look effortlessly cool while holding everything you’re not talking about.
Tote your trauma in style.™

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