This one’s for the emotionally unavailable introverts who find their deepest connection in a hoodie… and a cat’s judging stare.
The Emotionally Unavailable™ & Covered in Cat Hair Hoodie is a love letter to cat people with commitment issues — featuring bold puff print text on the front and a back graphic of the most iconic crew in the game: four deeply unbothered cats in EU hoodies. They’re soft. They’re sad. They’re probably plotting something.
Whether you’re spiraling in bed, ghosting your group chat, or just bonding with your feline therapist — this hoodie has your (cat hair–covered) back.
✅ Why We Love It
Front: “Emotionally Unavailable™ & Covered in Cat Hair”
Back: Full-color vintage flash-style photo of the EU Cat Gang™
Unisex, oversized, and wildly relatable
Soft enough for your nervous system, edgy enough for your aesthetic
🔍 Product Features
2-piece color-matched lined hood for extra warmth
Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, cozy fit
Convenient pouch pocket for snacks or soft claws
Certified sustainable manufacturing by OEKO-TEX®
Made under socially conscious standards (FLA and WRAP certified)
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam, or dry at low heat
Do not dry clean (cats hate that)
🧵 Material & Sustainability
80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content may vary by color)
Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² or 284.8 g/m²)
Classic fit
Tear-away label
OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
Made in a socially responsible facility partnered with the Fair Labor Association and WRAP-certified