Some wear their heart on their sleeve — we wear our baggage on our beanie.



The Emotionally Unavailable Cuffed Beanie is your everyday armor against winter and emotional intimacy. Crafted from soft knit with a snug fold-over cuff, it features our embroidered Eyes Logo that says, “I’m fine” (but also maybe crying inside).



Perfect for hot drinks, cold weather, and even colder text replies.



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✅ Why We Love It

•Minimalist, moody, and made for introverts

•Signature EU Eyes Logo = passive communication unlocked

•Soft enough to nap in, strong enough for spiral season

•Matches all-black everything

•Unisex, unbothered, emotionally layered



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✅ Product features

•100% acrylic

•Snug cuffed knit for a warm fit

•Embroidered white Eyes Logo

•Stretchy + soft for all head sizes

•Great with headphones and existential thoughts



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? Care instructions

•Hand wash cold

•Lay flat to dry

•No bleach, no heat, no unsolicited advice



• 100% Turbo Acrylic

• 12″ (30 cm) in length

• Hypoallergenic 

• Unisex style

• Hand washable

• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea