WELCOME TO EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE CLUB™
EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS THROUGH FASHION.
Welcome to the Sad & Fabulous Side of Life. We’re not here to pretend we’re okay — we’re here to wear it, sip it, write it down, and laugh about it.
Emotionally Unavailable™ is a lifestyle brand for the emotionally self-aware, mentally exhausted, and beautifully complicated.
Every hoodie, mug, and notebook is designed to say what your brain really wants to say — with a wink, a tear, and a splash of pastel chaos.
We blend bold statements with soft colors, cartoon-style prints, and hand-drawn melancholy to bring you wearable therapy with a punchline.
Our mission? Normalize the mood swings.
Make people smile-cry.
And give you stuff that feels like you.
WEAR YOUR TRUTH.
Loudly.
At Emotionally Unavailable™, we don’t do perfection — we do personality.
Our pieces are made for bodies that slouch, stretch, spiral, and survive.
We celebrate the anxious, the awkward, the over-it and the overwhelmed.
Because your truth deserves space (and pockets).
This is fashion for feeling everything — and owning it.
ETHICALLY MADE
(Because Bad Vibes Aren’t Our Style)
At Emotionally Unavailable™, we don’t believe in fast fashion or shady supply chains.
Our pieces are made by real humans, with real feelings — not factories that treat people like machines.
When you wear us, you’re wearing something made with dignity, fair wages, and zero guilt.
Good for your closet.
Better for the world.
SUSTAINABLE(ish) FASHION
We’re not perfect, but we are trying.
Emotionally Unavailable™ is committed to doing better for the planet — with eco-conscious materials, less waste, and small-batch production.
Because having feelings is cool, but trashing the earth isn’t.
Cute clothes, smaller footprint, zero greenwashing.
OUR JOURNEY
We started with a hoodie, a heavy heart, and a whole lot of feelings.
Emotionally Unavailable Club™ was born from the chaos of being not okay, and finding power in saying it out loud.
What began as inside jokes and sad smiles turned into a full-blown celebration of every mood on the spectrum — from “Mentally I’m in Bed” to “Tired As F***.”
We don’t believe in hiding emotions behind perfect feeds.
We design for the feelers, the criers, the overthinkers, and the “leave me on read” legends.
This is more than a brand — it’s a cozy rebellion.
Welcome to the club.
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE CLUB™ EXPERIENCE
FREE SHIPPING & RETURNS
We’re emotionally available… for your orders. Enjoy free shipping and easy returns,
because commitment issues don’t belong in your cart.
EXCLUSIVE OFFERS & MORE
Join the Crying Club. Get dibs on drops, secret sales, and sad-but-cute surprises.
Because being on the list feels better than being left on read.
UNLEASH YOUR STYLE
Mood swings? Make them fashion. Rock your feelings loud with pieces that scream “I’m fine” (but also fabulous).
Go ahead—wear your weird.
