Florals for summer? Groundbreaking.
Florals that cry and smile while you disassociate in the sun? Revolutionary.

The Emotionally Unavailable Smiley Bikini is a colorful breakdown you can wear. Covered in chaotic blooms and unstable smiley faces, this swimsuit was designed for laying out under blue skies while mentally texting your therapist.

With its adjustable fit, double-layered comfort, and all-over crying flower print, this is your go-to swim set for spiraling with style. It’s not just a bikini — it’s an emotional support outfit.

Because sometimes the meltdown needs to match the moodboard.

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✅ Why We Love It
• Crying flowers + fake smiles = our favorite combo
• Mood-lifting print, emotionally unstable energy
• Adjustable fit for when you’re holding on by a strap
• Perfect for beach days, pool hangs, or just looking like you’re fine
• Chaos has never looked this cute

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✅ Product features
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Double-layered fabric for extra coverage
• Four-way stretch for full flexibility
• Adjustable straps on top and bottom
• Scoop neckline, low back, cheeky fit
• Chlorine-resistant and fast-drying

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🧼 Care instructions
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean