Warning: these shorts may cause feelings.

Our Vibrant Unisex Swim Shorts are loud, weird, and unapologetically moody — just like you. Featuring a whimsical all-over print and emotionally avoidant energy, they’re perfect for cannonballing into your problems or lying face down in the shallow end wondering how you got here.

Quick-dry fabric means you can be wet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Unisex fit because feelings don’t believe in gender norms. Elastic waistband because your brain already has enough tension.

These shorts scream “fun” while you quietly spiral. We call that balance.

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✅ Why You’ll Love Them:
• All-over emotional chaos print
• Light, breathable, drama-absorbing fabric
• Elastic waistband = no commitment
• Unisex fit for all bodies + all moods
• Built for beach days, pool hangs, and existential dread

Product features
- 100% polyester for durability and strength.
- Quick-drying fabric for ultimate comfort during hot days.
- Adjustable drawstring waist for a customized fit.
- Convenient side pockets for your essentials.
- Lightweight and breathable mesh lining.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle