These aren’t just flowers — they’re emotional outbursts in bloom.

The Emotionally Unavailable Floral Swim Trunks are loud, chaotic, and low-key heartbroken. Covered in our signature crying flowers and unstable smiley faces, they’re perfect for poolside spiraling, beachside brooding, or pretending you’re fine at a BBQ.

Lightweight, quick-dry, and totally unhinged — these trunks give main character energy with a side of seasonal depression. Unisex fit for any body and every mood.

For the emotionally feral and fashionably fragile.

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✅ Why We Love Them
• Crying flowers and smiley meltdowns = summer therapy
• Sadcore meets sunshine — perfect emotional contradiction
• Makes people smile… then cry later
• Unisex, comfy, and just unhinged enough
• You can swim in them or emotionally drift

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Product features
• 100% polyester material with a silky inner lining
• Quick-drying, lightweight, and breathable
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring for a comfy, adjustable fit
• Mesh-lined side pockets to hold essentials or your coping mechanisms
• Vibrant all-over print using high-quality sublimation

Care instructions
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not bleach
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle