It’s giving: mentally in the ocean, emotionally in 2009.

The Emotionally Unavailable One-Piece Swimsuit wraps you in a chaotic bouquet of crying flowers and questionable optimism. This is your main-character meltdown suit — perfect for slow-motion beach walks, post-breakup glow-ups, and pretending everything’s fine under your sunglasses.

Made with smooth, stretchy fabric and a low-scoop back, it flatters while your emotions do anything but. Bold all-over floral print because subtlety isn’t part of the brand — or your current mood.

Swim in it. Sit in it. Spiral gracefully.

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✅ Why We Love It
• Crying flowers = your emotional support print
• One-piece = full coverage for emotional breakdowns
• Stretchy and soft, like our boundaries
• Sad, floral, and unreasonably cute
• For beach days with mood swings

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✅ Product features
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Four-way stretch fabric for comfort
• Scoop neckline and low back
• Cheeky fit with double-layered front
• Chlorine-resistant and durable
• Vibrant all-over sublimated print

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🧼 Care instructions
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean